{"product_id":"food-should-expire-mens-t-shirt","title":"Food Should Expire Men's T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFOOD SHOULD EXPIRE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSomewhere along the way, people started thinking food lasting forever was a feature.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe disagree.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Food Should Expire™ Tee is for anyone who believes real food comes from farms, not chemistry labs. Featuring a bold vintage athletic-style graphic and our \"Perishable By Design\" slogan, this shirt is equal parts conversation starter, grocery aisle protest, and everyday uniform.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFresh food spoils.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMilk goes bad.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBread gets stale.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFruit develops bruises.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThat's not a bug. That's the entire point.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis shirt celebrates a radical idea: food should actually be food.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesigned for farmers market regulars, ingredient-label readers, gym-goers, backyard grill masters, and anyone who's ever looked at a snack with a five-year shelf life and thought, \"Maybe that's not normal.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you're loading up on steak, eggs, butter, fruit, and other foods your great-grandparents would recognize, or simply enjoy making people laugh, this tee delivers the message loud and clear:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFOOD SHOULD EXPIRE.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause perishability isn't a flaw.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt's proof something was alive once.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWHY YOU'LL LOVE IT\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Bold vintage athletic-inspired graphic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Soft, comfortable everyday fit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Easy conversation starter\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Great gift for real food enthusiasts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Perfect for the gym, grocery store, farmers market, or backyard barbecue\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePERFECT FOR\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Real food advocates\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Farmers market shoppers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Fitness enthusiasts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Homesteaders\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Nutrition nerds\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Freedom Porch fans\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Premium everyday fit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Lightweight and comfortable\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Durable printed graphic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• True-to-size sizing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Designed by Freedom Porch Trading Co.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFREEDOM PORCH DISCLAIMER\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMay result in unsolicited conversations about ingredients, food labels, seed oils, regenerative farming, and why your grandparents somehow survived without shelf-stable neon-colored snack cakes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Freedom Porch Trading Co.","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":52301098516762,"sku":null,"price":31.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":52301098549530,"sku":null,"price":31.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":52301098582298,"sku":null,"price":31.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":52301098615066,"sku":null,"price":31.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":52301098647834,"sku":null,"price":31.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0996\/2740\/1498\/files\/ChatGPTImageMay31_2026_09_15_38AM.png?v=1780244175","url":"https:\/\/freedomporch.com\/products\/food-should-expire-mens-t-shirt","provider":"Freedom Porch Trading Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}