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Featuring a bold vintage athletic-style graphic and our \"Perishable By Design\" slogan, this shirt is equal parts conversation starter, grocery aisle protest, and everyday uniform.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFresh food spoils.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMilk goes bad.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBread gets stale.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFruit develops bruises.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThat's not a bug. That's the entire point.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis shirt celebrates a radical idea: food should actually be food.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesigned for farmers market regulars, ingredient-label readers, gym-goers, backyard grill masters, and anyone who's ever looked at a snack with a five-year shelf life and thought, \"Maybe that's not normal.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you're loading up on steak, eggs, butter, fruit, and other foods your great-grandparents would recognize, or simply enjoy making people laugh, this tee delivers the message loud and clear:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFOOD SHOULD EXPIRE.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp 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